QUOTE(davemackey @ Feb 27 2005, 07:55 AM)
Well, can I do this?
Around Thanksgiving, everyone likes to eat turkeys. Particularly male turkeys. And the name that is given to a male turkey---
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How about:
When you need to have your dog locked up, you put him in...
San Quentin! [Mother MacKenzie titters]
No--Kennel! Tom Kennel-dy!
[Music and applause]