gshowguy
Aug 18 2004, 12:57 PM
Did you hear that SpongeBob SquarePants' pet Gary is going on a new game show this fall? He's on a show where he competes against two other pets for the right to win a lot of fabulous prizes for himself. He's even buying an In$tant Bargain. That's right folks. He's on...
(Jay Stewart echo) $NAIL OF THE CENTURY!!!
(insert booing)
AH3RD
Aug 18 2004, 01:21 PM
| QUOTE (gshowguy @ Aug 18 2004, 12:57 PM) |
Did you hear that SpongeBob SquarePants' pet Gary is going on a new game show this fall? He's on a show where he competes against two other pets for the right to win a lot of fabulous prizes for himself. He's even buying an In$tant Bargain. That's right folks. He's on...
(Jay Stewart echo) $NAIL OF THE CENTURY!!!
(insert booing) |
*erkkk!*
Bring out the Hefty Bags, folks...this escargo's smellin' a bit rancid.
whampyl03
Aug 18 2004, 02:25 PM
Geesh. Well, he was right. It wasn't exactly a good GS related joke.
I wonder if somebody will an odd inkling to post a good GS related joke one of these days?
Kevin Prather
Aug 18 2004, 02:26 PM
It's happened a couple of times before.
Kevin Prather
Aug 18 2004, 02:49 PM
Jimmy Owen
Aug 18 2004, 03:09 PM
Okay, I've got one and it only took me a minute to write......Psychic Uri Geller was walking on the shore with a friend when he noticed the foul odor of a garbage scow about ready to leave the dock. The friend turned to Mr Geller and said, "That must be the....sail of the scents, Uri."
clemon79
Aug 18 2004, 04:36 PM
| QUOTE (Jimmy Owen @ Aug 18 2004, 01:09 PM) |
| Okay, I've got one and it only took me a minute to write......Psychic Uri Geller was walking on the shore with a friend when he noticed the foul odor of a garbage scow about ready to leave the dock. The friend turned to Mr Geller and said, "That must be the....sail of the scents, Uri." |
That's a drastic improvement over the OP's "joke". Kinda short building up to the punchline, which makes the whole situation contrived, but it receives my Stamp Of Approval.
The other one, I won't even comment on. I have better things to do with the tomatoes.
Casey Buck
Aug 18 2004, 04:45 PM
| QUOTE (clemon79 @ Aug 18 2004, 02:36 PM) |
| I have better things to do with the tomatoes. |
Like eating them? :)
Kevin Prather
Aug 18 2004, 04:49 PM
No! No! Don't eat the tomatoes!
Check out
this site, and you'll see what I mean.
clemon79
Aug 18 2004, 05:35 PM
| QUOTE (whoserman @ Aug 18 2004, 02:49 PM) |
No! No! Don't eat the tomatoes!
Check out this site, and you'll see what I mean. |
Tomatoes are delicious. I'm currently hooked on those little grape-sized ones. Which is interesting because I think it's the sole incident where I have been hooked on a food which is actually somewhat GOOD for me. I'm sure we'll find out pretty soon that they cause cancer or something.
ChuckNet
Aug 18 2004, 06:12 PM
| QUOTE |
I'm sure we'll find out pretty soon that they cause cancer or something.
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Actually, they were originally believed to be poisonous until sometime in the 1800s, when a man supposedly stood in a Salem, NJ public square eating them w/out dying or becoming ill.
Chuck Donegan (The Historical "Chuckie Baby")
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