lets post ideas for MOGSM specials like we did on EZBoard.

my suggestions:

1) Match Game '76: Bill, the sports reporter said "I asked the baseball manager how the team was doing. And he said 'We're holding our own.' Then i went in to the locker room... *huge laughter*...the entire team was holding their own ________s!

*snip*

Gene: What did you say, Brett?

Brett: No! They were a sports team, right? Yes! They were holding their own balls!

2) $25,000 Pyramid:

Dick (to a female celeb): You were great last night.

Female celeb: Thank you, Dick. So were you.

Dick: Yah...NO!

*huge laughter*

(Apparantly, Dick and Celeb were speaking of a movie.)

3) $20,000 Pyramid:

Dick: Ms. Falk, where did you fly in from?

Ms. Falk: Downtown L.A.

Dick: Were we on the same flight together?

Ms. Falk: Gee, I didn't see you there in coach!

(The next one probably won't happen, since a tape of the incident can't be found, and there is question as toward it actually happened, but...)

4) You bet your life:

GROUCHO: "How many children do you have, Mrs. Story?"

MRS. STORY: "I have 22 children."

GROUCHO: "Why do you have so many children? That's a big responsibility and a big burden."

MRS. STORY: "Well, because I love my children and I think that's our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband."

GROUCHO: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

QUOTE (whoserman @ Jul 13 2003, 11:13 PM)

lets post ideas for MOGSM specials like we did on EZBoard. my suggestions: 1) Match Game '76: Bill, the sports reporter said "I asked the baseball manager how the team was doing. And he said 'We're holding our own.' Then i went in to the locker room... *huge laughter*...the entire team was holding their own ________s! *snip* Gene: What did you say, Brett? Brett: No! They were a sports team, right? Yes! They were holding their own balls! 2) $25,000 Pyramid: Dick (to a female celeb): You were great last night. Female celeb: Thank you, Dick. So were you. Dick: Yah...NO! *huge laughter* (Apparantly, Dick and Celeb were speaking of a movie.) 3) $20,000 Pyramid: Dick: Ms. Falk, where did you fly in from? Ms. Falk: Downtown L.A. Dick: Were we on the same flight together? Ms. Falk: Gee, I didn't see you there in coach! (The next one probably won't happen, since a tape of the incident can't be found, and there is question as toward it actually happened, but...) 4) You bet your life: GROUCHO: "How many children do you have, Mrs. Story?" MRS. STORY: "I have 22 children." GROUCHO: "Why do you have so many children? That's a big responsibility and a big burden." MRS. STORY: "Well, because I love my children and I think that's our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband." GROUCHO: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

Brad Francinnis has video of #3, and didnt they show #4 on special #3?

he has video of 2 and 3.

and no. #4 hasn't aired anywhere yet. not even in the original broadcast. that's my understanding, anyway.

QUOTE (whoserman @ Jul 13 2003, 11:17 PM)

he has video of 2 and 3. and no. #4 hasn't aired anywhere yet. not even in the original broadcast. that's my understanding, anyway.

From what I understand, isn't #4 an urban legend that has yet to be proven, kinda like the "In the ass" NG clip that was denied for so long?

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From what I understand, isn't #4 an urban legend that has yet to be proven, kinda like the "In the ass" NG clip that was denied for so long?

Snopes.com has it classified as "undetermined", so its status is still up in the air for now.

Chuck Donegan (The Illustrious "Chuckie Baby")

QUOTE (Dsmith @ Jul 13 2003, 11:13 PM)

Brad Francinnis has video of #3, and didnt they show #4 on special #3?

I'm reasonably sure what they showed was the "Pedro Gonzales Gonzales" clip (which I believe also aired on NBC's 60th anniversary special).

Doug

actually, i think DSmith is thinking of the "made love to by a Frenchman" clip

others...

Match Game:

Gene: Ok, "I think my wife wanted to marry a surgeon. every night when we go to bed, she makes me wear..."

Contestant: ...a blank. ...no! i mean...


Hollywood Squares:

Tom: In the Herman Melville novel "Moby Dick", what is Captain Ahab's peg leg made of?

Brad Garrett: It wouldn't be Moby's d***, would it?

Match Game '74:
(not exact phrasing, but you get the idea.)

Gene: Dr. Joe said, "I don't like working on cavemen. I got really nervous when i had to tell him to ________."

Contestant: Say "aah."

*snip*

Gene: Ok, Richard. What did you say?

Richard: I got nervous when i told him to bend over.

*laughter*

Gene: Ok, Patti, what did you say?

Patti Deutch: I had no idea he was going to say "bend over". i said "open wide."

*huge laughter*

Hollywood Squares:

Tom: Mama, true or false: there is now an airline that allows you to ride in the airplanes naked.

Mama: Oh, lord! "Please adjust yourself to the full upright position!"

QUOTE (SRIV94 @ Jul 14 2003, 12:27 PM)

QUOTE (Dsmith @ Jul 13 2003, 11:13 PM) Brad Francinnis has video of #3, and didnt they show #4 on special #3? I'm reasonably sure what they showed was the "Pedro Gonzales Gonzales" clip (which I believe also aired on NBC's 60th anniversary special). Doug

Yep, they showed it already. I can't remember which special it was (I'm thinking #4), but I just had my tape out watching it a few days ago.

the animal crap stunt from Cram "Man you guys really know your sh!t"

i know its so staged but it still cracks me up.

The dancing crossdressers from Israeli Lingo that was shown on Naturally Stoned

Any balloon popping stunt from Gurrera de los Sexos (anyone who watches this guilty mexican pleasure will get it right off ;) ) R I S Q U E and F U N N Y to the max

"Bounce the bimbo, flush the fluzee, heave the hottie" from the PB Weakest Link, one of the better slams from anne there was on the NBC run.

"i think ill go to P" from Blockbusters

QUOTE (whoserman @ Jul 14 2003, 11:32 AM)

actually, i think DSmith is thinking of the "made love to by a Frenchman" clip

How about I speak for myself? Just a thought....

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How about I speak for myself? Just a thought....

Yes, I know for a fact Don will sue the next person who thinks they speak for him... :-)

Chuck Donegan (The Comedic "Chuckie Baby")

PYL:

Peter: Anyone who has ever had a mother, or been one, should know this. Feed a cold, starve a what?

(brenda rings in)

Brenda: FEVER!

Peter: Is it

Fever
Flu
Virus

Mark?

Mark: Fever.

Peter: Michelle?

Michelle: Brenda is a mother, and I agree.

I'm just overwhelmed by the outrageousness of that particular game show moment.

QUOTE (Robert Hutchinson @ Aug 13 2003, 11:50 PM)

I'm just overwhelmed by the outrageousness of that particular game show moment.

It's so Truly Outrageous it makes Gem look like William F. Buckley.

$100,000 Pyramid:

Category: Things below your waist


Celeb: Your genital organs

Contestant: Things you touch, things you rub...



Hollywood Squares:

*Contestant picks Melissa Peterman*

Melissa: Tom, I have a confession to make. I know this is "Blondes have more fun week", but I really have to get this off my chest... *voice begins to break* ...I HAVE HIGHLIGHTS!!! *starts to cry*

*Tom stares blankly at Melissa*

Jillian Barberie: Look, it's okay! Just because your curtain doesn't match your carpet, that's nothing to be ashamed of!

Well, you know what I mean.

Any episode of Weakest Link (especially syndicated) has some funny parts, but the one I like best is this one:

Gray: Saskatoon and Calgary are cities in what North American country?

Jennifer: North Dakota

<snip>

Gray: Why do you want to get rid of Jennifer?

Tomika: Because you asked her a question about Canada, and she's *from* Canada and missed it.

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Also, the bonus round guess from WoF this season: "Thick as a dink."