I have made an amazing internet discovery that will knock your socks off: a game show host that I think you know so well resides in the Appalachian Mountains of my home state of North Carolina, where his wife owns a pottery. If you said Jim "Card Shark of the Century" Perry, that's who it is, which is exactly who he should be! Here's the link to his wife June's business:

Shambhala Pottery

It also has a link to her blog, where you can find pictures of the couple's new house.

Reading this was like fruitlessly staring at a Magic Eye picture. My head...

However, this just in - Jim Perry allergic to stray cats.

-Jason

I never could get those things to work.

But even so, I think someone will discover bionic implants for the eye, I'll save up enough to buy one, and I'll finally be able to do the Magic Eye things before I glean any content from the OP.

Just to make sure, I read it again. Still nothing.

Squinted this time. And it was worse than the first two.

OBGS: Dang. Got nothin'.

I have no comment on the OP's post (besides three little letters you know so well), so I'll offer a Chuck Norris Fact instead:

Chuck Norris can see Magic Eye pictures with his eyes closed.

I think it involves divergence, which involves focusing "past" the picture, but I digress.

/Oh, a sailboat.

Which browsers are you gentlemen using? For me, in the latest version of Apple Safari, the photographs on the pottery site are perfectly clear.

You missed the joke. Granted, it's understandable that you missed the joke, that's not a snark, but you missed the joke. :)

/but you get bonus points for the Mallrats reference
//ObGS: Mallrats featured Art James.

I had no ammo to snark the OP, and it felt wrong just to have the Mallrats line all by itself so I decided to impart some useless knowledge I picked up in the last couple of weeks.

/ObReality: Mallrats also featured Stan Lee and his mad Magic Eye skillz.


Now here's a guy who missed the joke.

So THAT'S why we never saw Brian Setzer on any $otC celeb week. :-D

Chuck Donegan (The Witty "Chuckie Baby")

Well played, sir.