QUOTE(pyrfan @ Sep 29 2006, 09:50 PM) [snapback]132993[/snapback]
Okay, you're a game-show celebrity. You now have the opportunity to choose what calendar year in history in which you want to be a game-show celeb and which five shows you want to appear on regularly. What year do you choose, and what are the five games?
Five shows? Regularly? Holy cow, when am I going to have time to do my weekly crime drama where I jump out of a Lincoln Continental every week and roll down a hill, not to mention that summer stock of "Pippin" I promised to do out in Connecticut?
I would say 1974. That way I could play
Password and
The $10,000 Pyramid, let off a little steam with the fun of
Match Game '74, then do a couple more shows that don't require such heavy lifting like
Celebrity Sweepstakes and
The Hollywood Squares. Between my private eye show and musical dinner theatre I might try to squeeze in a
What's My Line? panel appearance if they're taping.
That should leave me enough money for the call girls I always use in Vegas, one of which will ultimately result in my death in 1987 at age 59. Well, that and the drinking.