Did you hear that NBC is spinning off its successful new game show? Players here have to try to find green. Not cash, but the color green, while trying to avoid the case that is royal blue. In midgame, the host will try to talk them into a color in between by asking the title question...Teal or No Teal?

I guess I shouldn't mention the upcoming crossover with cast members from Heist, temporarily retitled Steal or No Steal. Or the one where contestants play for fruit...Peel or No Peel. Guess who's hosting that one? Chris Lemon!

Last but not least, Pat Sajak's triumphant return to NBC...Wheel or No Wheel!

Thank you, cyberspace! Try our new dish...veal-or-no-veal!

If you are Ned Beatty - Squeal or No Squeal

Or the one where the networks vie for ratings.... Nielsen or No Nielsen?

"The Banker has offered you Mr. Young, Mr. Sedaka, *and* Mr. Armstrong. Now, I have to ask you the question . . ."

Robert wins. :)

Oh, you nailed the landing! Well done!

And the Banker has offered you ... immunity if you leave the country.

"You opened the case with Britney Spears. My question to you... Real or Unreal?"

This is the best I can do:

Here's your choice: Diana Rigg in The Avengers, or the guy who invented the Pocket Fisherman. So I ask you...

Did Matt just say "Rigg"?

Actually, Merv Griffin has gotten into this new style game show format, and created a show called "Wheel or No Wheel."

Brilliant. Bravo. Bravissimo. :)

I hear there's a new game being taped on the old "sushi-bar" Jeopardy set. The announcer's off-screen voice introduces each episode with this line:

"Do you have the stomach to win?...It's time to play Eel or No Eel"

(And, of course, we are forced to wonder if that's really his opening bit, in a home-game we like to call, "Spiel or No Spiel.")

You're a horny teenager home alone, watching Deal or No Deal in your bedroom with the lights out. The show starts and you watch 26 scantily clad models enter with cases containing varying amounts of cash. All of a sudden, there's a tingling sensation down there. Sponsored by Bed, Bath and Beyond...

Feel or No Feel?

(I'm-a gonna go to Hell when I die...)

"The banker has offered you actor Howard and the central beam of a boat's hull. So I ask you this one question...


Keel, or no Keel?"

"Your briefcase may be attracted to this magnet. Or it may be grey painted plastic. It's time to ask yourself..."


Steel or No Steel?

It's Who Wants to Eat?, but with a NEW DIE-MENSION added to the game:

Meal or No Meal!

I'm hungry already :)

....and over here is your cousin Manny. So, Irving, what do you say he is..

Schlemiel...or No Schlemiel??

Oy, vat a choice??

Coming soon to Food Network...

In each of our 26 cases, we have a different type of shrimp concoction (butterfly, coconut, scampi,...). If you choose the case with the spiciest shrimp dish, you will win One Million Dollars on...

Creole or No Creole, starring Paul Prudhomme!!!

AIYEEEEEE!!

"The Banker has offered you one hundred AND two thousand dollars. The question is:

"Dele or No Dele Stet?"

oh, i give up...

and I have to decide if I want Jello tonight...so I have to ask myself:

Congeal or No Congeal?

(yeah, I think we've stretched it enuf)

"The Banker has offered to tell your dog to relax. So the big question is this....

Heel or No Heel????"

Oh, c'mon... there's always room for Jello!

The Banker has offered you $25,000 if you strip on the air. So, my question to you is,

Reveal, or no reveal?

The Banker has put a fiery redhead and a blues guitar on the table. Now you may discuss this with your family, but ultimately the decision is yours . . .

Lucille or no Lucille?

(still votes for Hutchinson's)

You have no money, and then a relative dies and the will leaves you, or your brother, a million dollars...The executor of the will asks:

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Did I miss the joke?

Will Al Bundy show up to play this game tonite? From Chicago it's...

O'Neil or No'Neil

mrchips: I will presume you mean my first effort, although I'm not sure any of them merit anything.

Matt: Contestants must answer trivia questions while embarrassed or in pain. Thus, the name of the game:

Jeopardy!

(Followed by its bonus round, Whew!)

Here's my best shot:


The Banker has offered you some animal whiskers and Heidi Klum's husband. So the question is...........

Seal or No Seal?

You are offered your choice of "Saved By the Bell" episodes with or without the "Tori" character.

Creel or no Creel?

We're really reaching now, kids. And I don't see the point, since Ottinger pwned you all before this even started. :)

True story - I was driving to work this morning and one of the local "no major denomination" churches had on its sign:

GOD'S WAY OR
NO WAY
-
DEAL OR
NO DEAL?

Just to add another one here.... (I hope I'm not giving companies an idea that I could profit from with this one)

If two bag companies went head-to-head to see who's bag was better at closing...

Seal or No Seal?

I have a question. Does the show have an Opening Spiel or No Spiel?

I hear Sammy "The Bull" Gravano has his own version coming up, where the cases are held by a group of FBI agents...Squeal or No Squeal?

Chuck Donegan (The Comedic "Chuckie Baby")

Okay, let me have a crack at this:

You hold 52 playing cards. You have an offer to use them for Blackjack...

Dealer or No Dealer?

-Joe R.

The banker has offered you Yasmine Bleeth...So the question is, are they...
Real or Not Real?

You can't tell whether you're experiencing reality or a dream world. So is it...
Surreal or Not Surreal?

You're not sure if anyone will buy your drugs. So is it...
Deal or No Deal-- hey, wait a minute...

You want to trade for episodes of Texaco Academic All-Star Challenge with host Chip. Beal or no Beal?

At the risk of continuing to beat a dead horse,

The San Jose Sharks have decided to change their uniform color scheme, so the NHL commissioner's question is:

Teal or No Teal

Ok, I know teal has already been used in this thread...so sue me! :)

Here's another:


The Bank has offered you Calista Flockhart. So..............

McBeal or no McBeal?

Since we now have repeats of not one, but two of the beyond-lame puns in this thread (at least Ian admitted he was repeating, whereas the other offender waited all of FOUR POSTS before using the same joke), I think this is a good time to end it.